Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Mom Version: Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through our abode,

the only creature stirring was Mom, carrying a load.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

waiting for Mom to fill them with without pulling out her hair.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of the Elf on the Shelf leaving with Santa danced in their heads.

And Dad in his recliner, with the dog in his lap,

was snoring very loud while taking a nap.

When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,

Mom sprang from her work to see what was the matter.

Away from the room she flew like a flash,

to stop all noise, she sprinted the three yard dash.

The light from the lamp gave off a soft glow

as Mom hurried to make sure the noises would not grow.

When what to her wondering eyes should appear,

but the family cat eating Santa’s snacks left in here.

With very little movement, so stealthy and quick,

she shooed away the cat by waving a stick.

More rapid than a two year old, her Christmas present list grew,

and she jotted and thought and out of her mouth the list flew:

“Now iPad! Now Dart Board!

Now Barbie and Ken!

On Monopoly! On Sorry!

On American Girl and funky pen!

To the couch in the den!

To the chair by the wall!

Now put them here! And over there!

Set out Christmas presents for all!”

As what happens to a clean house when a toddler runs through,

Mom was met with an obstacle, but knew just what to do.

She started organizing the gifts to make sure they were all equal

in order to prevent World War II from having a sequel.

And then, for a moment, she heard noises again.

The ones that cause empty pillows where sleeping heads had once been.

As she turned her head and was walking that way,

she realized it was Daddy just snoring away.

He was already dressed for bed, reclined in his chair.

His idea of helping was sitting with his feet in the air.

So Mom made him get up, but he had to be led

as he stumbled down the hall and fell into bed.

Mom’s eyes, they looked weary.  Her smile seemed so dreary.

Her back was aching, but her spirit was still cheery.

Her lips were pressed together to make a straight line

as she read the directions for toy number nine.

The paper with instructions she held tight in her hand,

and the words seemed to be swimming like water and sand.

There were a lot of pieces for this simple little toy,

and the author of the directions had attempted to be coy.

Mom figured it all out without losing her cool,

she put together all of the toys without breaking one tool.

Now Dad is still snoring and Mom is almost done,

she has set up all the presents so Christmas morning can be fun!

She spoke not a word, but surveyed the room,

ate a cookie and then got the broom.

Mom swept and cleaned and took out the trash

hoping the children wouldn’t find the Christmas trash stash.

She put on her pajamas and got ready for bed,

she stumbled down the hall, but Mom did not have to be led.

She let out a small cry when the time of two o’clock came in sight,

but still murmured “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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  1. New follower. Found you through the MS Blogger MOM's! Hope you will hop over and follow along with me as well.

    Merry Christmas,
    Julie @ Hey Mommy, Chocolate Milk

  2. This is fantastic! I have a one year old so don't quite know the magic of the Christmas Eve hustle but I look forward to the madness a bit.

    Stopping by from SITS and following!

  3. Yep. You totally 100% nailed it right here! Stopping by from SITS Saturday Sharefest and am so glad I did! :)

  4. This is soo good and I'm so true! haha the furby- my nephews have been ooing over the furby. My boy is 3 months old- so no furbys for him..thank goodness! LOL :)

    Happy Sharefest & Merry Christmas!

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